Attack of the tattie-bogle review

Set on Independence Day, where we see a mixed group of patriots, liberalists, and romantics, who gather at a remote cabin to celebrate the festivities only to be forced to use their wits and guile from a rampant and bloody attack.

As the movie winds you in, my first reaction felt a little stifled as the acting and pace felt a little strained and the dialogue, although going for naturalism comes across a little forced at times.

This is all forgiven by the time it reaches the first onslaught, which comes thick and fast, with such brutal savagery it tears apart the senses with stark reality.

Half the group is dispatched with quick severity, which is a good thing as it would have been hard to track who’s who without this swift attack.

From here on in, it’s anyone’s guess who will survive and with each attempt of escape and moment of solidarity quickly snuffed out by the attacker, the tension mounts with incredible unease.

By the films conclusion at just over the hour mark, you certainly feel like you’ve gone through the wringer. And the film satisfies as a result.

The Diagnosis:

Despite some dubious acting and dialogue in places, director Pete Macy offers a delightfully savage look at the slasher genre in which the brutal reality shines through and becomes its champion.

Check this out to see a low budget, bloody film which pits the question of what would you do when confronted with an ambush in a land far removed from your own.

A Tattie-Bogle is a Scottish term for scarecrow, so Attack of the Tattie-Bogle is basically Attack of the Scarecrow. A less inspired title. Fear not though, what it lacks in a characters and story, it makes up for in sheer brutality.

What most will remember about Attack of the Tattie-Bogle is just how real it feels.

A group of young adults gather at a remote cabin to celebrate Independence Day. A group that includes an awkwardly over the top patriot, a parody-like liberalist, couples and horn-dogs. Who they are hardly matters even if this short film tries to add some character stuff in pointlessly.

It’s pointless because there are far too many characters and nowhere enough time to make anyone really care about them. Then there is the fact that a handful just aren’t that good. The dialogue clunky in their mouths. Nowhere is that worse then the patriotic dispute that kicks off on the boat.

However, this is mostly forgotten when a masked figure arrives and doesn’t hang about with the slaughter.

Seriously, this person arrives and in a blur of brutality kills a large portion of the cast. It’s a pretty shocking sequence and clears the fog created by bad dialogue and character interactions instantly. Suddenly Attack of the Tattie-Bogle has the attention, clear and undivided.

From this point onwards, it becomes a cat and mouse game between the last few survivors and the killer. Every escape route is blocked off, the killer is relentless and most importantly, uncompromising when it comes to dishing out the savagery. It can get quite uncomfortable too as the sight of a character pleading for their life results in nothing but murder.

By time the credits roll at just over an hour, Attack of the Tattie-Bogle will have left an impression. It’s not a horror classic by any stretch and takes a bit of time to really get going but when it does, the level of realistic brutality will be remembered.

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No scream queens. No drama queens. No Instagram-loving narcissists. No bitchin' around. No annoying character development. Attack of the Tattie-Bogle is an alternative slasher — lean & mean as hardcore as it gets.

There's an oddly relatable simpatico between the darkly comic micro-budget tone and the Utøya-like setting that make this one stand out amongst countless other ∅-budget fun thrill rides, vibewise and otherwise. Sure, it can't re-scale the horrific heights of Terrifier. By no means! But quite frankly, I have more fun with it than I do with most of its benign and commercially-orientated cousins.

A trashy one, but also a true labor of love. Worthy of support.

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